literallyrad:

my english teacher is totally hot and today he told me in front of his entire class that he thought i was the funniest person he’s ever met and i said “funnier than your wife?” and now i have detention 

gonna do it

#stefan
THE LAST PICTURE I AM DYINNNGGGG #THIS CUTIE #WHAT IS LIFE #I NEED A DOG #CUTE

THE LAST PICTURE I AM DYINNNGGGG

#mustang #ford #50years

artoftheautomobile:

A history lesson.

poopflow:

you put the condom on your dick
but you don’t actually do any fucking
it’s a metaphor
I can’t get laid


This sculpture by Issac Cordal in Berlin is called “Politicians discussing global warming.”

This sculpture by Issac Cordal in Berlin is called “Politicians discussing global warming.”

Notte Themes     ☾